funny and frightening :) (:
Sir Wizard Ak
ak at aakz.com
Tue Dec 9 19:53:48 UTC 2003
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A British national purchased a TWIX chocolate bar from TESCO
After taking one bite of the chocolate he suffered from asphyxiation =
before going unconcious
After waking up he suffered from severe convulsions and a swollen throat =
as well as numerous other after effects of solvent contamination.
MARS investigated and confirmed in writing that TESCO had used highly =
toxic concentrated industrial floor cleaner to change the prices on the =
packages.
MARS removed all the TWIX from the guilty branch of TESCO and found they =
were all contaminated with organic industrial solvents.
TESCO are now seeking to avoid liability for their negligence and are =
seeking to blame Mars by claiming that had Mars used better wrappers on =
their TWIX then the public would not have been put in such horrific =
danger. =20
A Mars representative said that the Industrial floor cleaner used by =
Tesco had hazchem warnings clearly displayed on the bottle, he added =
that such chemicals do react with cocoa butter producing incredibly =
powerful poison.
Who do you the public believe should be responsible, Mars or Tesco?=20
Please send us your opinion so we can try to make the world a fairer =
place for all to live in!
Ak
Please forward this to your friends so they can laugh too
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